Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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