I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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