no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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