When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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