Is it normal to miss your booty call?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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