U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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