well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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