he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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