I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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