I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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