You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
