nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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