I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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