we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
