just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Success! We fucked roommates!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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