is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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