We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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