How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
This is the high leading the old right now
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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