Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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