Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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