did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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