I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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