Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Randomize
