What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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