break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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