Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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