How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
