Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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