is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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