My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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