I just made out with a guy for $7.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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