This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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