Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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