I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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