I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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