I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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