I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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