am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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