Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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