she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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