I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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