in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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