She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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