so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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