I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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