farters have to be the big spoon...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
NoShamevember. You game?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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