Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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