this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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