The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We had sex on a dog bed..
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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