I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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