Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
4 words: hood of his car
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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