Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
how can u be prego again
look no pants
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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