Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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