Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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