He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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