So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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