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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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