a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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